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    Roll Eyes Cooking Instructions

    A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

    "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

    "No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price."

    "Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

    "No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket."

    "Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

    "Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."
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    HAhahaha...Nice one....

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