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    Rolling Eyes Funny Fine Print Warnings

    I really hope no one here needs any of these warnings...

    http://www.womansday.com/Articles/Li...-Warnings.html

    Have you noticed that many of the medication commercials on TV have started to tell people not to take their product X if they're allergic to it?
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    The warnings give me plenty to make jokes about.

    Cat litter-----"CONTAINS NO CATS"

    TIDY BOWL cleaner-------"Contains no small men in boats"

    Can of mixed nuts---------"CONTAINS NUTS"

    Fan-------"KEEP FINGERS AWAY FROM BLADES WHEN FAN IS BLOWING"

    I got a curling iron recently. The warning said, "USE ONLY ON HEAD HAIR. DO NOT USE ANY OTHER PLACE." Gods, that was a huge OUCH!!!!!! and the mental visual was excruciating.

    I'm sure you have some of your own. please post so others get their allotment of chuckles for the day.
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