It's Getting Warm Outside

[Trudy in Illinois]

I think I'll take another nap......I'm tired just reading what you've done today. I'm noticing buffet restaurants are very crowded. I guess people just don't want to heat up the kitchen while it's so hot. I know I don't.

[MadClikr]

I took a shower this evening, and even with the water all the way on cold, it was still lukewarm. I told DH that at least we weren't paying for hot water!

[Trudy in Illinois]

Well, I took off all my clothes, and I'm still hot.

[MadClikr]

Someone posted this on one of the parrot groups I frequent:

IT'S SO HOT AND DRY PA

...the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
....hot water comes from both taps.
....you can make sun tea instantly.
....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
....the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
....you discovered that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
....your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, “What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death”?
....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.
....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs